does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”
you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan
I love this post so much
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good
Captain America: The Winter Soldier [Gag Reel]
maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS