The Nothingness of Me
hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
Anonymous

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Gag Reel
sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

cartoonnetwerk:

methtacular:

race representation in american television

This post is spot on wow

Captain America: The Winter Soldier [Gag Reel]

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS